Have you heard? There’s been a leak of Anthony Weiner’s penis. And yes, we all look forward to being able to discuss current events without snickering. But for now, let’s make the most of it. The notorious “full salute” photo of Anthony Weiner has evidently, uh, gotten out. Andrew Breitbart wasn’t any better at keeping Anthony Weiner’s penis under wraps than Anthony Weiner was. I don’t know if you’re familiar with standard pricing practices on blackmail photos, but having the photo out there in the public tends to severely depress the asking price. You’d think a guy would be more careful with a picture of a Congressman’s penis, but then you’d think that about Anthony Weiner in the first place.Anthony Weiner’s wife is pregnant. She’s currently traveling overseas with Hillary Clinton, for whom she works. Well, if Anthony Weiner is hoping for someone to counsel his wife on patience and forbearance, he could hardly do better than to have her spending time with Hillary Clinton.
If you ever wondered if there’s a single person out there that Ann Coulter will not slander, it turns out there is… and it’s Ann Coulter. Ann was on Piers Morgan’s show and absolutely refused to talk about herself. Piers asked about Ann’s age. He should know that women are sensitive about discussing their age. But then whether or not Ann is a woman is a question that’s open to debate. Come on, Ann! Viewers just want to know the basics about you. Single or attached? Sunrises or sunsets? Boxers or briefs?
Herman Cain’s idea for securing our border involves building something like the Great Wall of China. The Great Wall of China was continuously built over the course of some 2,000 years. I think we need a shorter-term solution. And the situation today is different. The Chinese built the Great Wall to prevent intruders from pillaging, raping, and slaughtering. We just need a wall to prevent people from coming here and picking lettuce. Herman Cain said “We have put a man on the moon, we can build a fence!” Hey, if we can beat the Russians to the moon, we surely should be able to beat the Mexicans to America. It should be easy. We’re already here!
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Jon Stewart on Anthony Weiner’s apology to Bill Clinton and the cameo roll that The Daily Show has played in the scandal…
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