Credit rating agency Standard & Poor's has downgraded the United States from its former AAA rating for the first time in history. It seems that Standard and Poor considers the creditworthiness of the USA to be substandard and poor. S&P’s explanation of the reasons for the downgrade was five pages long, but it boiled down to three letters—G O P. It’s not like credit ratings agencies are in the habit of criticizing Republicans. But they must feel compelled to say something when the Republicans stop being tools of big business and start being just tools, period. S&P’s explanation said that “The statutory debt ceiling and the threat of default have become political bargaining chips…” Worse than bargaining chips, really—they’ve become gambling chips. And Republicans are willing to gamble everything. S&P also criticized the intransigence about revenue enhancement. S&P said “new revenues have dropped down on the menu of policy options.” No, actually new revenues have dropped right off that menu. There are no new revenues on the Tea Party menu. You can have one item from column A… and that’s it. There is no column B.
By the way, the original draft press release from Standard & Poor's included projections that overestimated US debt by $2 trillion. Boy, don’t you hate it when you put the decimal point in the wrong place? Or on the wrong page? Nice going, S&P. Next time you deliver a lecture to somebody about them getting their act together, try not to include any $2 trillion errors in it.
On Meet the Press, John Kerry referred to the S&P downgrade as the “Tea Party downgrade.” “Tea Party downgrade” sounds like a warning sign that the road to the future should have—“Caution: Steep Tea Party Downgrade, Next 10 Miles.” You’ve got to give the Tea Party credit—they’ve certainly had an impact. But then so did the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Finally, at a Tea Party rally in Wisconsin, the 'baggers actually cheered the downgrading of America’s credit rating! They didn’t bust out the champagne—that was only to be touched in the event of a total default.
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A message of thanks for the Tea Party (slightly NSFW)...
It's Friday, ya bastids!
The jobs numbers for July were a welcome slice of positive news. Last month, nonfarm payrolls jumped by 117,000 (+154K private sector / -37K gov’t). The numbers help dampen fears of a double-dip recession. Or if you’re a Republican, the numbers dampen hopes of a double-dip recession. The Republican agenda is not about job creation, it’s about job elimination—specifically, they want to eliminate President Obama’s job. Thanks to Republicans, extended unemployment benefits will soon run out, so a lot of people who are currently classified as jobless will be reclassified as hopeless. Bottom line, the Republicans aren’t targeting joblessness, they’re targeting the jobless. The only thing the Republicans have done to reduce the number of people on unemployment is to reduce the number of people who are eligible to receive unemployment.
The Republican approach to unemployment comes down to three words—John Boehner’s “so be it.” “So be it!” That phrase has a nice “Egyptian pharaoh” ring to it, which is appropriate, because John Boehner’s face looks mummified. Really, wouldn’t you like to see them do one of those scientific reconstructions on John Boehner’s face, so they could show you what he looked like when he was alive?
Conservatives are big on the homeschooling. The irony is that the most ignorant and uninformed parents are the ones most likely to insist on homeschooling their children. It’s not that these homeschooled conservative kids don’t know anything; it’s that everything they know is wrong. What happens when these kids have to deal with the real world? They have to develop the ability to totally shut out the real world, while appearing to be part of it. If you wonder how that’s done, watch Michele Bachmann try and answer a question some time. Or should I say, watch her try and NOT answer a question.
Can you imagine being homeschooled by someone like Michele Bachmann? They’re just preparing a generation of uninformed, ignorant, paranoid freaks—people who don’t have the skills to do anything except run for Congress as a Tea Party candidate.
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GOP Gov. Chris Christie threw every slack-jawed anti-Muslim bigot in his party the under the bus this week with his defense of appointing Sohail Mohammed to the NJ superior court bench...
Well, the debt ceiling crisis is behind us. It’s time to go from grand Republican actions to destroy everything to petty Republican actions to annoy everyone. Yes, the Republicans failed to shut down the entire economy of the United States of America, but while we were busy fighting them on that, they did take the opportunity to partially shut down the FAA. Republicans have shut down part of the Federal Aviation Administration as part of a bid on their part to make it harder for aviation and other transportation workers to unionize. To accomplish that, they’re willing to make the entire country into a “no-fly” zone. Thanks to this partial shutdown, thousands of employees have be furloughed and the government has been unable to collect taxes on airline tickets—a loss of about $200 million in the first week of the shutdown alone. Great—yet another Republican stand on spending that ends up costing us money.
Oh That Pat! Yesterday on Al Sharpton’s show, Pat Buchanan described President Obama to Sharpton as “your boy, Barack Obama.” Al Sharpton was clearly shocked. He must have forgotten he was talking to Pat Buchanan. The pathetic thing is that, given Congressman Doug Lamborn’s “tar baby” comments, Pat’s epithet wasn’t even the worst one of this week. People are calling for Pat Buchanan to be fired or suspended from his job at MSNBC. I don’t think they realize that saying things like that is Pat Buchanan’s job at MSNBC.
Meanwhile, Congressman Steve King of Iowa says that birth control will destroy America. At least there was no racial epithet in this latest burst of Republican stupidity. King said that a requirement that new health insurance plans pay for birth control will make America “a dying civilization.” Really? I can’t pinpoint exactly why Rome fell, but I don’t think it was the availability of condoms. King literally said “If we let our birth rate get down below replacement rate we’re a dying civilization.” OK. America faces a lot of problems. Depopulation is not one of them. Besides, Congressman King, even if Americans completely stop having babies, we could make up the difference easily with new immigrants. Oh, I forgot, immigrants aren’t part of what you consider “civilization.” And “the replacement rate”? This country would be a lot better off if certain people were not replaced, and Congressman Steve King is one of them.
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Leave it Fox to give airtime to a freak that makes even Rep. Steve King seem sane - the fun starts around the 1:20 mark and just keeps going...
Well, the bill to raise the debt ceiling has finally passed both houses of Congress—and with almost 12 hours to spare! Really, guys, what was the rush? The past few days have not been pretty, but at least there was one upbeat moment. Yesterday, with about 2 minutes left in the voting on the bill in the House, Gabrielle Giffords returned to the House floor for the first time since being shot in January, and voted for the bill. Now she has an excuse for doing this at the last minute. It was good to see Giffords return, but if part of recuperating is to avoid stress, the floor of the US House of Representatives is probably the last place on earth she would want to be. You have less stress being on the streets of Pamplona during the running of the bulls.
Much of the Left is up in arms over the debt deal, but I'm having a hard time making sense of all the outrage. First of all, next to nothing happens until 2013. The triggers scare Repubs much more than Dems. Anything evil that comes out of the 'super committee' still needs to pass congress (including a Dem senate) and be signed by Obama. Beyond that, the winners of the next election will ultimately be the budget-setters, as they always are. SO VOTE!
Incidentally, the House vote on the debt ceiling bill broke the Republicans’ own “Pledge to America” saying they would post the text of bills online “for at least three days” before bringing them up for a vote. That’s what happens when Republican pledges collide with Republican reality. The “Pledge to America” says “Legislation should be understood by all interested parties before it is voted on.” I’m not sure this bill was understood by the parties that wrote it.
A Republican Congressman has used the term “tar baby” in reference to President Obama. Congressman Doug Lamborn of Colorado said of the President “I don’t even want to be associated with him, it's like touching a tar baby…” Wow. The only way that statement isn’t racist is if it was read phonetically by a person who does not speak English. Using the term “tar baby” is like dog whistle racism, except you replace the dog whistle with a police siren. All I know is, right now, there are probably some rightwing nutbags on Wikipedia, rewriting the entry for “Tar Baby.”
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Well, at least we finally have a deal with these morons. But then I have a feeling that’s how the Lenape Indians of Manhattan felt when they struck their deal to sell the island to the Dutch. Of course, the Dutch were probably pretty relieved too. It remains to be seen who are the Lenape and who are the Dutch in this deal. But most of all, it should be noted that neither the Indians nor the Dutch ended up with Manhattan. Ironically, the people who own Manhattan now are also the only ones likely to profit from this latest situation, if only because they find a way to profit from every situation.
Political deals are like Christmas gifts—in general, the longer you put off getting one, the crappier it’s going to be. And if this deal were a Christmas gift, it would be one that was purchased Christmas morning from the convenience store down the street. Which is not to say it’s necessarily bad. There are some Christmases when I could really have enjoyed a Slurpee and some beef jerky.
Democratic Congressman Emanuel Cleaver said of the deal “on the surface it looks like a Satan sandwich.” Actually, more like the foot-long Satan sandwich, with free chips and a refillable large drink. Well, if we’re stuck with a Satan sandwich, let’s just make the best of it. Pick out the gross parts and see what’s left. If nothing else, maybe the pickle is good. Incidentally, how much does the Satan sandwich cost? It costs you and me about $2.4 trillion dollars. But it doesn’t cost corporations or billionaires a dime.
It might not be the “balanced approach” that Obama wanted, but this is about as balanced a deal as you get when you’re dealing with people who are completely unbalanced. As Tom Brokaw pointed out, this isn’t the end of the process, this is the beginning. That’s good news in that nobody wants it to end this way, but bad news in that nobody really wants this process to continue, at least in the way it has been. As much as I despise the phrase, essentially, the can has been kicked down the road. So it’s up to us to elect people who will do the right thing with that stupid can once we get further on down the road.
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